Slacker Camp -
Aside from some delectable victuals, no activities were planned, and few
were attended.
First use of HE Trailer. It is a good thing.
Archers took over our usual spot, so we took over the center isle.
Bilges - Aurora and Allen camped with us.
Aurora auctioned herself as a War virgin and spent the war in other
people's camps.
Allen brought back a VERY noisy wench from the Roving Red Light District.
Crew agrees Ship's Ball Gag now a critical piece of ship's gear.
Lord Edmond Brewer of Diveles stopped
by our camp to comment on our accurate striking of the bell for
timekeeping. We found him to be saltier tar than any of us, and a
compatriot for the Calafian Freelance Maritime Defense League. With luck,
he will be re-opening the Ports of Calafia.
Blaise flipped himself over the hammock. Though he landed on his back,
the pain was cushioned by most of a bottle of Jack.
Dead Bob performed a stunning 3.5 gainer with a double twist during
Sunday's windstorm. Sadly, this was performed from the riggings onto the
deck. Dead Bob is now very Dead. Long live Dead Bob!
Crab Boil was a success. However, recommend in future getting crablegs
vs whole crabs, and only ONE bag of Cajun spices. Also, make sure to
reinforce the grill before setting 3+ gallons of water to boil.
Karl and Curteis manned the Gate during the onslaught of the Determined
StinkBug. Yea, there was much gnashing of teeth and moaning, and
continuous relocating of said Bug.
Renee's friend Payam was brought up on charges of improperly
disciplining ladies in public. 10 lashes were administered as punishment,
which the defendant thoroughly enjoyed.